outofcontextdnd:

Our fighter when confronting a Kobold: *yells in Gaelic* “You are washing machine!”

Our DM: “The Kobold is now slightly confused, given that washing machines have not been invented yet.

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homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

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outofcontextdnd:

Player 1: “What do you mean the pile of gold is moving?”

DM: “I told you. With your Listen Check, you heard heavy breathing every time you removed something from the pile.”

Player 2: “Well then, I make him just put it back!”

DM: “Well…”

Player(s): “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S A CYROHYDRA?”

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goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

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sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear)

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tales-from-the-tabletop:

I was the GM for this game. It was the party’s first official job. They were level 1 adventurers who had been hired to clean out a haunted mansion and capture the necromancer on the top floor. After clearing out a former living room, they decide that they’ll loot it and see if they could find…

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