spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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I paladin so hard my shit actually doesn’t stink!
The party paladin when questioned on his ethics (via outofcontextdnd)

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You wanna check knowledge planes? These aren’t birds, these aren’t planes, these are muthaf*cking gargoyles
Our DM (via outofcontextdnd)

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Not programmed to stutter

outofcontextdnd:

Happened during a Star Wars Game…

PC Noble: Let me in the cockpit droid!

PC Droid: If you try once more I will not hesitate to shoot you in the face.

PC Noble: Excuse me… could you repeat that?

PC Droid: I apologize ma’am. I am not programmed to stutter.

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not ALL orcs
a player, after I explained the origin of anti-orc sentiments in a small mining town (via outofcontextdnd)

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Wandering through a demon-infested mine

outofcontextdnd:

"This place isn’t very ranger friendly"

"This place isn’t anything friendly!"

"It’s demon friendly"

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Stroking it softly as it makes one last attempt to strangle me, I give the possessed scarf the positive energy injection. A tear rolls down my eye as I remember the good times. That’ll do scarf. That’ll do.
Our mad alchemist putting down the haunted scarf that had been trying to strangle him since he found it. (via outofcontextdnd)

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outofcontextdnd:

Lawful Good Dracomancer: I rolled a 19 on Thievery to unlock the chains?

DM: Yeah you free Orion from his chains.

LG Dracomancer: Oh. Cool. I’ve… never done that before.

Barbarian: Welcome to the world of Neutral Good.

LG Dracomancer: *whimpers*

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legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

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killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

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castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:


i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life


the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

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detain:

this is one of the only vines i’ve ever laughed at 

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